Lisa Wiseman
BRANDI SAVES TREE
There it was, buried at the bottom of the dam, hoping against hope that someone
would rescue it. Today was it's lucky day.
Ahem. A haiku. For paper...
Paper
So many colors, textures.
Oh, just to chew you.
Waste Baskets Your Home.
Let me know if you think I should publish. I am still seriously considering my ‘ball' career (as a matter of fact, it has sort of become an obsession of mine), although I have had no offers to date.
Chew Tip of the Month: This is not for the lighthearted: Underwear. Bras in particular. I highly recommend them as they have a lot to offer in ingredients, particularly elastic, my favorite. I don't know what the big fuss is about.
Gotta go. Chew Fix!
Yours Truly,
‘B'☺
P.S., A correction to my website-there is no .com at the end! (Remember, I do not have my dewclaws & typing is not my niche.)
I don't know the meaning of the words ‘Crazy Mutt', I do admit to being a thrill-seeker. I just heard this term in reference to me after jumping out the window of a slow-moving vehicle. (A squirrel dared to challenge me when exiting the park.) My humans insist on keeping me on a very tight leash now. Any suggestions on how I can mend my adventurous ways? I also enjoyed myself tremendously when I was able to coat myself in something my human called ‘the most hideous, repulsive smell ever.' Chew Tip of the Month: Recyclables. They receive 3 uses! Gotta Go-Chew Fix!
Yours Truly ‘B'
Ball Zen
By B
The ball, the ball
It's all about the ball.
Be you big or small
Short or tall
Be the ball
And you will have it all...
"Hey! Look at what love can do--
a pet website created to honor the memory of Nikko, a Doberman companion to a friend of one of my humans. What a cool tribute! Hmmm...wonder what they'll do for me? Check out what
file:///D:/www.NikkosList.com has to offer--resources for every stage of your
pet's life--health and welfare needs, and more. And look for me in
Nikko's Pet Pals!"
Gotta go. Chew Fix!
Yours Truly,
‘B'☺
My human has now blamed me for Poison Oak. All I can say is I don't have it, & it's very unsightly on her legs.
In the car I have been compared to a cross between hyena, wild chimpanzee, T-Rex, and she-wolf. Hello! It's called ‘claustrophobia'!
A new pastime of mine is rolling back and forth on my Galileo bone on my back with all 4 legs in the air.
Another new fetish of mine is sprinklers-and they have great surprises!
Haiku to Plastic
I love the noises you make.
Second only to paper.
You both complete me.
Chew Tip of the Month: The big plastic planter that fits nicely over my head too.
Gotta Go-Chew Fix!
Yours Truly ‘B'
www.MySpace.com/MyCanineLife
I was truly offended on a recent trip to Quicksliver Park when I rewarded my human with a perfectly aged dead squirrel and received only a mouthful of mouthwash and lots of hollering. They just discovered I'm a South Paw. I believe that this, combined with my receiving and retrieving skills make me an excellent ‘catch' for any local ball team. I'm getting the feeling that these new human training classes are really designed w/something else in mind. I'm still ‘chewing' on that thought. Chew Tip of The Month: See above. (Shhh!)
Gotta get a chew fix!
Yours Truly, ‘B'
www.myspace.com/mycaninelife
I enjoyed the holiday season, exploring
the indoor tree, sniffing the neighbors' decorations and chewing on all my new toys. I just recently discovered snow and it made me realize I really need a playmate now that my humans won't let me play @ the dog park.(Germaphobes)
If you're interested, these are some of my favorite past times: banging my tail against anything, especially when there are items to knock over within range, jumping fences(size not a deterrent), swimming, running, spitting out medicine, licking and chewing on anything, rolling in anything that smells, rolling back on my Galileo bone while on my back, and yes, wastebaskets and their contents are still a huge fetish of mine. My character stands on its own. I have a pretty good reputation. Gotta Go-Chew Fix! Yours Truly ‘B'
My humans barely passed their intermediate obedience training course, however I passed my latest stay at PetsHotel with flying colors. (What does that tell you?) As you know, I am a Labrador Retriever, so I am quite fond of water. (Just don't give me a bath.) I have had several enjoyable trips to lakes and the beach, although the latter entailed a lot of unusual activity after I drank the ocean water on my first visit. Oh, and I swam at a lake with a blind lab who nearly had as much energy as me. I also had an encounter with several black and white cats. I had another bath forced upon me after this as well.
Chew Tip of the Month: Whatever new produce is growing in the potted plants.
Gotta Go-Chew Fix!
Yours Truly ‘B'
www.MySpace.com/MyCanineLife
There was a tree in our house last month. It was a true cornucopia of wood as well as other objects. I also have a new accessory called a backpack. Not too crazy about it, but it keeps my humans happy. My new interest is football. I've decided I was born to play tackle and can think of a few local teams that could benefit from my talents, as well as my energy and enthusiasm. I stayed at a pet hotel recently for several days and was quite popular as you can imagine. For my complete Pawgress Report, as well as some more photos of me, visit my website at : www.MySpace.com/MyCanineLife
It's a work in progress, and I check up on my blogs weekly.
Chewing Tip of the Month: Anything in a wastebasket, particularly Kleenex (old or new) is highly recommended. Also, paper, and I have no weight preference. Gotta go, I need a chew fix!
Yours Truly,
‘B'J